Wootoff Coming 8/31 Or 9/1

This just sent in:

Woot just emailed me a suspicious email. This usually means a wootoff. It'll be Thursday 8/31 or Friday 9/1 if history repeats itself
Good day, #####,
We heard you had some time to kill, so we thought, what the hell, might as well send you a Woot newsletter to read. So, you know, here it is. Take a look at what we're up to, see if anything interests you, whatever. Like, maybe you're into, like, we dunno, battery-powered lawnmowers or something. If not, that's cool, you know? No pressure, dude.
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That's about all we can reveal to someone with your security clearance. Anyway, we've gotta go figure out how to clear some space in our warehouse, so we'll let you go.

Until next time, dance as if nobody's watching, love as if you've never been hurt, and buy our stuff as if your credit card has no limit.
Keep the faith -
Woot

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